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1)
There are 3 types of Accountant
Those that can count and those that can't

2)
What's the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand

3)
What's the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.

4)
What's an auditor?
Someone who arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded

5)
Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

6)
What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people don't?
Depreciation


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